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Warren Young (1955 - 2006) owned a small climbing equipment shop in North Wales in the late 1980's. The business folded due to Warren's unusually aggressive sales manner.

Philip Frederickson (1960-1998) was a on the whole disliked man from Stoke, England. He once, now famously, tied a Labrador to a motorbike for 59 hours, claiming that nobody would want to steal both. His complete published works ilaborate on this theory culminating with his last book (published 1990-92) was titled 'the mutual exclusiveity of the coverting of motorvehicles and labrodors'.

Dirk Timpersontonly (1930-1961) was a private detective who hid in his later life hid babies from there mothers. Thankfully he was shot dead in 1961 after hiding the child of a woman who owned a gun.

Harry P Willmonger (1809-1909) was a collector of trinkets and dazzling shinies. On the day of the 14th of October 1865 he purposefully destroyed an old 'wiseman's collection of miniature looms. Some have attributed the argument that followed to the begining of the great war (1914 to 1918)

John Allingson (1982 - Present) contributed to the demise of the Woolworths chain of stores by frequently shoplifting penny sweets and small fancies as a child. As an adult, he pilfered DVD players and Nintendo DS games as well as the sweets.

It was in 1982 that Andre Kingston (1948 - Present Day) was first banned from Leicester. It was in a Leicester-based pizza restaurant that Andre tripped up a waitress. Needless to say, the situation escalated beyond reasonable expectations. This is the origin of the popular phrase 'By Andre's Teeth!' to express surprise or disgust.

Cedrik Butterchimp (1900-1962) was a small-time gangster from Milton Keynes, he made his name, and also his death, with his now infamous attack on London's Royal Albert Hall.