Ferrit Ferris

Ferrit Ferris (1920-1969) was a gentleman of leisure. He was raised in Bristol but left to become a public speaker in London, one of the biggest capital cities in England.

His fame soon increased after impressing the aristocracy with a dance he named 'the manifestation'
. Recent studies of 'the manifestation' have described it as violently obscene.

In 1967 he was named 'man of the year' for strangling Craig Staindre (the worlds worst human) He claimed the murder was for 'fantastic and personal reasons'.

In 1969 he died via battles.

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3 Response to "Ferrit Ferris"

  1. Coolamundo! I especially like "London, one of the biggest capital cities in England". Chortle!

    Bravo, sir! Have we met Craig Staindre? I feel we must. Also "The Manifestation" boggles my tiny mind!

    joe list says:

    thanks guys, I'm saving up Craig Staindre

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