Gustav Timms

Sunday 1 March 2009 13:47 Dan Berry
, 2 comments

Gustav Timms (DOB unknown) underwent extensive surgery to alter his appearance after becoming obsessed with the cult tv show 'Red Dwarf'. He spends his time scratching, spitting and prowling, and had been known to eat raw animals. Do not approach or try to stroke Gustav Timms. Under no circumstances feed him as there is a very real danger that he will want to move into your home and sit on your lap and lick himself.

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2 Response to "Gustav Timms"

  1. Unknown says:
    2 March 2009 at 15:35

    Hi Marco Crupi, thanks for typing out that unique message.

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    Dan Berry says:
    8 March 2009 at 08:59

    Agreed.

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